RUSSIAN, n. A person with a Caucasian body and a Mongolian soul.
BRAIN, n. An apparatus which we think what we think.
EGOTIST, n. A of low taste, more interested in himself than in .
FORK, n. instrument used chiefly for the purpose of putting dead animals into the .
HAND, n. A singular instrument worn at the end of the human and commonly thrust into somebody's pocket.
HEART, n. An automatic, muscular blood-pump. Figuratively, this useful is said to be the seat of emotions and sentiments.
HOUSE, n. A hollow edifice erected for the habitation of man, rat, , beetle, cockroach, fly, mosquito, flea, bacillus and microbe.
IMMIGRANT, n. An unenlightened person thinks one country better than another.
MARRIAGE, n. The state or of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two slaves, making in all, two.
MONKEY, n. An arboreal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees.
MISS, n. The with which we brand unmarried women to indicate that they in the market.
MONDAY, n. In Christian countries, the after the baseball game.
OCEAN, n. body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man — who has no gills.
OPTIMIST, n. A proponent of the doctrine that black white.
PASSPORT, n. A treacherously inflicted upon a citizen going , exposing him as an alien and pointing him out for special reprobation and outrage.
QUEEN, n. A by whom the realm is ruled when there is a king, and through whom it is ruled when there is not.
YEAR, n. A period three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.
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